“I said if they’re that cheap get me two!”
“She’s always talking about assassination and the Farmer’s Almanac. I’m beginning to think she’s C.I.A.”
“My Goal-Kit was lost in the mail.”
“I can walk, but not very far.”
“This dish looks clean, but I kind of want to try a different soap.”
“Which DVD Standard is right for me?”
“Teacher’s sick. We’re mostly teaching ourselves now. I’m ten and take care of kindergarten. I learn from my older sister because Mom and Dad forgot how to read.”
“Another home run. Gosh, I guess that means steak for dinner again. I feel sorry for all the poor kids who strike out all the time.”
“I watch the old-movie channel, but the commercials are all new.”
“I sent them my jewelry and they sent me cash!”
“I’ve never bought a dozen donuts before, but everything’s changed since I won the lottery.”
“The Mayor said if the privilege is abused it will be taken away.”
“Well I’m sorry to disappoint you, but this wedding is going on whether you like it or not.”
“I don’t want hard drugs used in my house. Is that old-fashioned of me?”